“You’ve got to come to New York!” begins a Rodgers and Hart song and you know Rodgers and Hart are never far from my mind. On the recording with Dorothy Loudon, it’s sung like a loud drill sergeant’s order, as if the singer is grabbing you by the shoulders and shaking you. (I failed to find the clip.) It’s from their musical, I Married an Angel, a rarely-performed romantic fantasy that was recently done at City Center by Encores but I missed it because I wasn’t in New York.
That fortissimo imperative would seem to be a message to musical theatre writers. So, perhaps we should consider the question, Do you have to be in the New York City metropolitan area in order to create musicals?
Years ago, I said something and thought it was hyperbole: That you could attend a musical you haven’t seen every day for a year in New York. Now I’m wondering if that was an overstatement. There are roughly two dozen musicals on Broadway, but Broadway is a place with a limited quantity of venues. Off- and Off-Off- Broadway means many more, and that’s not counting all the cabaret spaces. I mentioned Encores a moment ago, and that’s at a far larger space that’s not considered any of these types of houses. They do roughly six old shows a year for limited runs. But that leads me to start counting other spaces, like Town Hall, the Shed, Queens Theatre in the Park (where one of my musicals once played) and the various venues associated with colleges. Need we add high school auditoriums? And then you have NYMF – what is that, another three or four dozen shows right there? – and the Fringe, and why not NAMT? Does anyone have a clear count on the number of backer’s auditions? Are we anywhere close to 365, yet?
Why should you care? Well, perhaps you live far from New York. I’m going to make up a mythical town for our purposes, Polecat, Alabama. How many different shows play Polecat? If musical theatre is a thing that can only be truly appreciated in live performance – and I believe it is – you’re going to want to attend far more frequently than you can in Polecat. Or San Francisco. Or some other mythical place. This is a living, breathing art form, and you, as a creator, need to cast your eyes on living, breathing performances as often as possible.
Somewhere – and perhaps it’s Polecat – somebody is reading this, thinking they really don’t need to see a different musical every night throughout the year. And somehow, the Bard of Polecat writes something, and, drunk with accomplishment and hubris, decides it’s ready to hit the boards. Are you going to do that in your Alabama hamlet? You got a lot of theatres there that produce new musicals? But of course, since musical theatre is the most collaborative of art forms, you’re going to need more than just a producing organization. You’ll need a director, a musical director, a choreographer, a full design team, backstage personnel, musicians, and actors. And you’re going to rely on these people, so they all better be freakin’ talented. At the risk of sounding snobbish, I’ll ask, are they Polecat talented or are they New York talented. Because, as the song goes, “If I can make it in Polecat, I’ll make it anywhere.” Sorry, I meant New York, New York.
Somewhere on my computer is my current résumé. And, foolishly, I don’t know where I keep it. So, I always have to search for the word, “résumé” and, in addition to mine, a bunch of other people’s résumés come up. Without intending to, I cast my eyes on the c.v.’s of a whole bunch of directors who popped up out of nowhere when it was announced I had a show in the New York Musical Theatre Festival. And the thing about these people is – they all had an impressive list of credits. Because New York.
I was urged, some weeks ago, to consider producing Baby Makes Three in a city known to be full of actors and my first thought was that I don’t know anyone whom I’d trust to bring life to those characters. Of course, cast size is a factor. Baby Makes Three requires two prodigious players. And then I start thinking about director, musical director, producer and such folks are plentiful in New York. But of course they are. New York’s theatre scene draws talented people and now let’s think like a mathematician and consider the nexus of opportunity.
What makes for a successful show is having excellent people in every role, on stage and off. In New York, you can’t swing a cat without hitting top quality theatre people. In other places, it takes a far greater amount of luck to find top-notch showfolk. If a person’s strongest suit is a theatre job, they’re more likely to be in the Big Apple.
My experience, as a native New Yorker, is that one meets like-minded individuals and learns from others in the field. In college, my teachers included Lee Adams, Howard Teichmann, Arnold Weinstein and Kenneth Koch. The same years I was at Columbia, I learned a lot at the BMI Workshop under Lehman Engel, and the ASCAP Workshop under Adams’ main collaborator, Charles Strouse. A graduate program in musical theatre writing began at NYU, and Pace, even further downtown, bolsters new creations as well. I ran into Tom Jones at my local copy shop, and Sheldon Harnick just happened to be in the audience as one of my comedy songs played at a benefit. To be complemented by the Greatest Living Lyricist! This doesn’t happen in Polecat.
My mind flashes to a Harnick line, “Soon I’ll be a stranger in a strange new place, searching for an old familiar face.” Displacement and exile are heartbreaking. My advice: Don’t be a stranger.