Upright Citizens Brigade has closed the doors on its theatre and training center in New York and since I was there at the very beginning, it seems high time – did the news come on 4/20? – I tell the story. This might not seem specific to our world of musicals, but sit tight and I’ll draw the connections towards the end.
See what I did there? Anyone who’s done a Harold is nodding right now. A Harold is a type of long-form improvised play. Towards the beginning there are three seemingly separate plots, with no apparent relationship to each other. Towards the dénouement, connections emerge, and the audience comes to understand the three threads as part of a larger theme. And did I mention it’s all hysterically funny?
For this story to make any sense at all – and I don’t know it will – you have to know what a Harold is.
A quarter century ago, it’s fair to say, nobody in New York knew about the Harold. None had been performed on our stages. Improvised shows existed, but these were revue-like: individual scenes that each began with a suggestion from the audience. Part of the experience was an understanding of how challenging it is to be an improvisor, to make something of the suggestions, which were often intentionally difficult.
I’d been dragged, kicking and screaming, into New York’s improv community by a tall redhead named Karen Herr and she had an old friend named Ian Roberts. Roberts was doing improv in Chicago, performing at Second City and the ImprovOlympic and learning from master improv-teacher Del Close. When Del died, a few years later, it was revealed he’d bequeathed his skull to a theatre to be used as poor Yorrick in productions of Hamlet. But I digress.
Ian Roberts, along with two guys named Matt and the girlfriend of one of them, Amy Poehler, was regularly performing Harolds in Chicago. Del Close had invented the form. The quartet gave themselves a name and a logo that seemed to refer to a political movement, but did it? They were the Upright Citizens Brigade, and Karen got wind of what they were doing.
At the White Horse Tavern, Karen told me she was starting an improv group and I had to be a part of it. I told her that playing piano for improv was something I’d done as a teenager, and I wasn’t sure I wanted to do it again. She said she wasn’t interested in my playing piano; I needed to be on stage, improvising this thing that nobody had ever done in New York, the Harold. Among the other players would be the cue card holder at Saturday Night Live. Seemed legit. I joined what became known as The White Horse Experiment.
Our group took what amounted to a class field trip to Chicago, where we saw shows at ImprovOlympic and Second City, attended a party at The Annoyance, and, most memorably, spent a lot of time with UCB. The fab four were considering moving to New York. They dipped their toe into the Croton aqueduct-supplied water by spending a month teaching free classes, just to see whether they could convey the wonders of the Harold to New Yorkers. And what New Yorkers did they use as Guinea pigs? The White Horse Experiment.
At the end of our Chicago visit, UCB told us of their intention to move and Karen said, “Great! We’ll prepare the way.” But here’s where things get really crazy. What did “prepare the way” really mean? UCB had no website, no mailing list, no publicity staff. Karen and I and comedian Bill Chott stood on a Greenwich Village street corner, with the busker’s typical open guitar case at our feet. We may have had a bullhorn.
“People of New York! Prepare yourselves! The Upright Citizens Brigade is coming! Enjoy a free Scooter Pie!”
The guitar case contained no coins. Just Scooter Pies. Until we gave them all out. For this was how we prepared the way.
Once Ian, Amy, Matt and Matt arrived, word got around a lot quicker. Something funny was going on. It was improvised, but only involved one audience suggestion, right at the beginning. It had intricately-drawn characters doing improbable but risible things. And, by the end, things tied together in a satisfying way.
UCB, before long, had an inexhaustible supply of students, young people dying to learn the ways of the Harold. And they converted a tiny strip joint into their own theatre in Chelsea. Every Sunday night, they filled their stage with funny people for improvised mayhem. This helped word get around. They were a “happening” – the thing cool young people would attend every week.
The funny people who joined these shows were not household names – then. They were geniuses who’d not yet been discovered. Tina Fey. Stephen Colbert. Other people you’d see on TV a few years later. Of course that could be said of my UCB pals. Amy went to Saturday Night Live and on to Parks and Recreation. Matt Walsh went on to Veep. Matt Besser and Ian Roberts went on to countless other appearances in front of the camera. One night I showed up at the Red Room to run lights for them, but those numerous other gigs had prevented all four from appearing. So, knowing I knew the Harold, they threw me on stage. So I can proudly state I was on stage as an actor in a UCB show.
At The Ballroom, though, I was on stage as a musician when a short-form improv host told the audience they were going to improvise a song based on something that happened to an audience member that day. Unfortunately, the person chosen had an awful experience, one that couldn’t possibly be made fun of. So, the host picked someone else, and the audience could see why. However, the someone else had also undergone a particularly tragic day. The host said, “Folks, I don’t think you want to hear a song based on that, so I’m going to go with one more person, and I promise you, we’ll make a song out of it, whatever it is.” By now, I suspect you see where this is going. The third person had an even-more-impossible to songify occurrence that day (the title of this piece), and yet we sang. But the whole thing was fake; I’d pre-written the song with Matt Walsh, hoping to fool people. We did.
I’m proud to have been one of the very first students UCB taught in New York. Over the years, their school trained an entire generation of mirth-makers. Kate McKinnon, Donald Glover, Aziz Ansari, Nick Kroll, Ilana Glazer and Abbi Jacobson, for starters. Who’s like them? Damn few.